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[GS163]

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for
this would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his
colleague, Horatio the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor.

Horatio the Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the
Dragon Slayer to satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000
gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer
readily agreed.

The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder
and poured a little into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon
being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio the Physician informed the King and Queen that only a
special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch, and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Nick the
Dragon Slayer would work as the antidote. The King quickly summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the
antidote for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his
mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the
Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was
eventually relieved, and Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and
touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio
the Physician demanding payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his
obsession satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't care less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to
the King, refused to pay.


The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the
same itching powder into the King's shorts.

The King immediately summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer...


MORAL OF THE STORY: Pay your bills.

[stgry1]

NICE!!!!!

[AMUZZY]

I would say he paid in full!

[GS919]

[XGS891]

I knew there was a reason to always pay my debts.